Bakwit

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Written on 9:55 PM by isko b. doo

I hate this. I can't upload my posts. Maybe it's my computer or my Mozilla browser but editing or creating entries has become near impossible. I thought it was just a bug in all of blogsphere but it's frustrating to see other blogspot users don't seem to experience the same problem and were able to update their posts.

Tried the help option but couldn't find anything of use to me. Oh, I could ask around since there are help forums here but being I'm a bum and that sounds like a lot of hard work. I transfered to wordpress instead.

So.. dear critics, readers, bystanders, evaluators, idiot savants, plain idiots, friends, ex-friends, co-workers, fellow bummers, sa mga dating my crush sa akin at sa mga magka-crush pa, to Raul Gonzales, Gloria and all politicos, here's the link to my new blog account.

Drum roll please....

http://searchingforpablo.i.ph

Don't clap your hands. I'm imaginative, I know. :P

P.S.

And to blogspot fanatics who think I'm no worse than a makapili who point to his countryman to be fed to the Japanese kempetai for leaving blogspot... pasensya na,
kabalo na mo, tiguwang na dali lang mangluod.


It's not global warming, it's hell

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Written on 12:11 PM by isko b. doo

Arrgggh! It's HOOOOOTTT!

I haven't seen hot like this since I was back in high school and I wore those blue stretchable pants which hugged my thigh until before the ankle, a blue denim jacket, a punk midriff shirt, white robertsons shoes and extra-thick yellow cotton socks (that kssss-ing you hear is me smokin' hot, Woohoo!).

I couldn't think, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't stay outside in the heat for more than 10 minutes without developing a headache, I couldn't stay outside, period. Hell, I couldn't even sweat. My perspiration just sort of fizzles, evaporating into gaseous state before it can liquify. You go outside and there's just the sun, hammering down on you. On extra hot days, I swear I could hear the sound of its rays pounding on me.

Pound. Pound. Pound.

There must be something to this global warming thing. I read somewhere that the earth's temperature rose two degrees over the last decade compared to just two degrees from the 1900 to 1990. Two degrees might seem diminutive but considering the sun's core has temperature levels reaching 13,600,000 degress Kelvin, two degrees of that is like, ah...um... Okay! I don't do math. So sue me. It's scorching though, I know that much.

This heat is kinda bumming me out. Imagine, I have to take a shower now twice a day. Twice! whereas before I take a shower twice a week. Hey, we have one of the best waters in the world, no sense wasting it on something as immaterial as taking a bath, Hehehe.

Haahaay... got to get to work again. I already took a shower, buttered my armpits with a deodorant and splash on a little cologne. Why do I even bother when 10 minutes after I walk out that door I'd be smelling like a wet dog bitchin' in the heat.

And there would be the sun waiting for me, a hammer in hand and a smirk on its face.

I know. It's clobbering time.