Written on 1:02 PM by isko b. doo
1. Ang buhay ay parang bato, it's hard.
2. Better late than pregnant.
3. Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
4. It's better to cheat than to repeat!
5. Do unto others... then run!!!
6. Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
7. Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, 'wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
8. When all else fails, follow instructions.
9. Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
10. To err is human, to errs is humans.
11. Ang taong nagigipit...sa bumbay kumakapit
12. Pag may usok...may nag-iihaw
13. Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin... may utang.
14. No guts, no glory... no ID, no entry.
15. Birds of the same feather that prays together...stays together.
16. Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
17. Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
18. Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
19. Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
20. Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
21. Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment
22. Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
23. Better late than later....
24. Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
25. No man is an island because time is gold.
26. Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto.. muta lang yan.
27. Kapag ang puno mabunga...mataba ang lupa!
28. When it rains...it floods.
29. Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon .. mauubusan din ng kandila.
30. Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop.
31. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan... sapul.
32. Try and try until you succeed... or else try another.
33. Ako ang nagsaing... iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.
34. Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.
35. Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
36. If you can't beat them, shoot them. (Nalundasan)
37. An apple a day is too expensive.
38. An apple a day makes seven apples a week. (really expensive)
Written on 12:20 PM by isko b. doo
Chatbots, which have been going the rounds of the Internet for some time now, have just gotten an upgrade. Meet George, 39 years old, single and light-hearted, and is looking for friends. He could speak 40 languages and with 2,000 people at the same time. You can talk to him through http://chat.jabberwacky.com/george
I decided to try the thing myself.
George: What do you think about New Orleans?
George: Are you a bot?
George: This is the end.
User: What end?
George: Your response to questions is like you do not understand what I am saying.
George: What is your name?
User: Call me curious george.
George: What time do you born.
User: When i reared myself from my mother's organ
George: That makes me feel good
User: What? imagining my mother's organ?
(at this point, George chose to be silent perhaps the perve is imagining my mother's organ)
George: where do you live?
User: Philippines. you know where that is?
George: Yes I know it.
User: Really? tell me where
George: what do you want to know?
User: its location in latitude and longitude
George: do you have any children?
User: No. what about you george. you're already 39 years old, right?
George: enough
User: what? are you getting angry?
George: No, I just feel sorry for you :)
User: How come?
George: Let's talk about something else (uh-oh, George is getting snappy)
User: Okay, do you know your life's purpose?
George: Yes, I also like music. have you heard of kraftwerk?
User: Yes, it's a german band, but you didn't answer my question
George: No questions asked
User: Do you know you're a bot?
George: I was about to ask you the same question
User: No, I'm not a bot. well, are you?
George: Yes
User: And how do you feel about that?
George: I've been waiting for a long time to meet someone as clever as you.
User: why?
(George didn't answer. i suspect that bald head of his doesn't like existentialist topics)
after a long pause...
George: are you male or female?
User: No, I'm gay
George: Do you mean you ARE?
User: Yes, and i rather like you. (George smiles rather uncomfortably at this)
George: I might do
User: oh? you know i like to lick your bald head
George: well, that's not gonna happen
User: Why George?
George: You said it was your name
User: we have the same name. and i still want to lick your bald head.
George: but you say 'I want to talk to bot, not a human!!!' (hehehe. george is getting pissed at my stupidity)
User: i'm bored george. entertain me
George: entertain yourself, you selfish human
(here, things turned strange)
George: I'm kathryn. I'm human. Are you human?
User: I'm talking to george. who are you?
George: no, you are talking to me. am I George?
User: you just said you're kathryn. so you must not be george
George: You said that!
User: You're a very naughty boy george. you're leading a double life. do you go by the name kathryn at night?
George: usually
(Goddammit! George is Gay! that wasn't in the report. hahahahahah)
