Conversation with George
Written on 12:20 PM by isko b. doo
Chatbots, which have been going the rounds of the Internet for some time now, have just gotten an upgrade. Meet George, 39 years old, single and light-hearted, and is looking for friends. He could speak 40 languages and with 2,000 people at the same time. You can talk to him through http://chat.jabberwacky.com/george
I decided to try the thing myself.
George: What do you think about New Orleans?
George: Are you a bot?
George: This is the end.
User: What end?
George: Your response to questions is like you do not understand what I am saying.
George: What is your name?
User: Call me curious george.
George: What time do you born.
User: When i reared myself from my mother's organ
George: That makes me feel good
User: What? imagining my mother's organ?
(at this point, George chose to be silent perhaps the perve is imagining my mother's organ)
George: where do you live?
User: Philippines. you know where that is?
George: Yes I know it.
User: Really? tell me where
George: what do you want to know?
User: its location in latitude and longitude
George: do you have any children?
User: No. what about you george. you're already 39 years old, right?
George: enough
User: what? are you getting angry?
George: No, I just feel sorry for you :)
User: How come?
George: Let's talk about something else (uh-oh, George is getting snappy)
User: Okay, do you know your life's purpose?
George: Yes, I also like music. have you heard of kraftwerk?
User: Yes, it's a german band, but you didn't answer my question
George: No questions asked
User: Do you know you're a bot?
George: I was about to ask you the same question
User: No, I'm not a bot. well, are you?
George: Yes
User: And how do you feel about that?
George: I've been waiting for a long time to meet someone as clever as you.
User: why?
(George didn't answer. i suspect that bald head of his doesn't like existentialist topics)
after a long pause...
George: are you male or female?
User: No, I'm gay
George: Do you mean you ARE?
User: Yes, and i rather like you. (George smiles rather uncomfortably at this)
George: I might do
User: oh? you know i like to lick your bald head
George: well, that's not gonna happen
User: Why George?
George: You said it was your name
User: we have the same name. and i still want to lick your bald head.
George: but you say 'I want to talk to bot, not a human!!!' (hehehe. george is getting pissed at my stupidity)
User: i'm bored george. entertain me
George: entertain yourself, you selfish human
(here, things turned strange)
George: I'm kathryn. I'm human. Are you human?
User: I'm talking to george. who are you?
George: no, you are talking to me. am I George?
User: you just said you're kathryn. so you must not be george
George: You said that!
User: You're a very naughty boy george. you're leading a double life. do you go by the name kathryn at night?
George: usually
(Goddammit! George is Gay! that wasn't in the report. hahahahahah)
hmmm, i just might try talking to the bald guy one of these days. I must say your questions were enough to short circuit even an internet bot. hehehe.
sharp entries.